SAVANNAH, Georgia --- After a liberal hoaxer showed up at the house of a soldier in Iraq to deliver a fake death notice, the military has decided enough is enough. This followed a string of fake phone calls by liberal anti-war protesters making fake death announcements to military families around the elections in November. We have learned that the Marines have launched Operation Desert Draft, which involves showing up at the houses of liberal war protesters to inform them they have been drafted to fight in Iraq.
Due to the secret nature of this operation, Marine spokespersons would neither confirm nor deny the operation. The ruse apparently involves Marines showing up at a liberal's home or workplace with an official looking paper stating they have been drafted. Draftees are allowed to change their diapers and then are shipped directly to Canada.
One shaken liberal has already begun speaking out about the operation though. "I've never been so scared in my life," said Richard Odlid of San Francisco. "I went through three diapers during the trip. This is a cruel hoax. I eventually began to get a little bit excited though when I thought I might be able to sneak away and join the terrorists once arriving in Iraq. I could have taught them some of my latest protest moves and shared in their hatred of America. But at least I'm among others who hate America as much as me here in Canada."
Who else caught the satire in Richard Odlid's name?
You really ARE funny. But I wonder if you don't have just a tad bit too much time on your hands. Or is this blog your therapy?
LOL, Auntie Coosa
Posted by: AuntieCoosa | February 25, 2005 at 04:36 PM